A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer

where did I come from?
why am i me?
who put the sun to sleep?
and why can't i be free?

if i call your mum granny,
why do you call mine by name?
if you love us both equally,
why don't you treat us the same?

why did you tell a lie?
don't you know its wrong?
how come it's not right when i
answer the phone with a song?

who invented table manners?
what an idiotttt!
i'd rather talk while eating
it feels better in my gut.

answer me my questions
i want to know now.
if you're so grown up,
how come you don't know how.